- And upon the most auspicious of holidays, I would like to announce the launch of my preliminary world domination strategy. Introducing, the !! ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐ฎ.๐ฌ ยฉ !! Lovingly crafted with ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ข๐๐ก๐ค๐ช๐จ ๐๐ญ๐ฉ๐ง๐-๐๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก ๐๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ค๐จ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ and unsustainably sourced vicuรฑa wool, these eggs will fill that hole in your life that you never even knew existed. The burden of free will shall be oh so benevolently plucked from your mortal coil, as your husk of a body is set to serve the ruinous powers of the one true god.
Worried about batteries? Don't sweat it, each egg is powered with a miniaturized Void Cell which allows for eternal, maintenance-free operation which will continue to function far beyond the point where your bones are reduced to ashes. Prolonged exposure to Void energies have been proven to induce uncanny & wildly unpredictable physical symptoms, losing your sense of self whilst your soul is hallowed out in the name of evil is all part of the experience. The 'Agency Against Malevolent Originals' (AAMO), nor its subsidiary 'Ploys R Us' are legally, morally, physically or metaphysically responsible for any crimes committed against local, state, federal, or faith-based laws, regulations and institutions.
Pre-Orders for the Eggs will go live upon the long-awaited release of '๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ก ๐ฏ: ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ต๐จ๐ณ ๐ด๐จ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ด ยฉ' set to hit theaters on ๐ค๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ !!
Phaox05
new madness leaked character, looks op ngl